Diesel Boy

Diesel Boy, a.k.a. Stefan, has made new strides by trying to create the first petrol powered diesel engine. The first initial experiments have failed to produce any usable results however he has vowed to continue his important work no matter how much petrol he has to waste in the process.


Close friends and family wish him well in his new undertaking, the RAC however hope that he now conducts his experiments at home and not at petrol stations.

Stefan however would like to thank the RAC for towing him to John's, and for john's kindness and compassion in helping him hot wire the fuel pump to remove all the petrol from the clearly labeled "DIESEL ONLY!" fuel tank.

- PissTake News (13/11/03)